Til Death: Reanimated
big fuckin meteor / outside
Some guy is lying knocked out a ways away from the meteor.
-- detoxingPumpernickel [DP] has started pestering listeningTendril [LT] --
DP: TRAF!! WAAHHH :((
DP: I GOT KICKED OUT OF AN ALIENS HOUSE BECAUSE I WAS MEAN COME OVER AND HELP ME GET BACK IN!!
LT: no
DP: PLEAAASE ILL GIVE YOU SOMETHING
LT: no
DP: PLEASE YOULL MEET AN ALIEN
LT: no
DP: COME TO THAT METEOR AND ILL GIVE YOU A HUG.
LT: no
DP: PLEASE??
LT: do they have food? All my money went into rent.
DP: YES.
LT: fine 
They're sprinting on all fours, powerfully yet lacking in grace. They seem to heading for the meteor.
1 stay 2 go: 1d2 (2)
Total: 2
Result: 1d1000 (735)
Total: 735
slash: 1d20 (1)
Total: 1
Result: 1d20 (3)
Total: 3
Result: 1d20 (4)
Total: 4
CHOMP
1
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g o o s e b u m p s
Result: 1d2 (1)
Total: 1
A terrifying creature shambles towards the meteor!An alien creature looks at Alex, confused.
Should they go for it?: 1d2 (2)
Total: 2
Should they go for it?: 1d2 (2)
Total: 2
slap: 1d20 (19)
Total: 19
1
Result: 1d20 (15)
Total: 15
Result: 1d20 (7)
Total: 7
Result: 1d20 (12)
Total: 12
Result: 1d20 (7)
Total: 7
attempt 2: 1d20 (11)
Total: 11
1
ow
They seem perfectly fine.
Off in the distance, a car can be heard approaching.The car pulls up and parks, and Mich steps out. He looks around and nods to the people there.Mich just gets into the backseat of his car and passes out across them.
Snzzzz.Snzzzzzzzzzz.SnzzzzzzzzzzHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONKMich has fallen forward in his sleep and collapsed onto the car horn.Somehow this does not wake him up.Mich is still fast asleep despite the blaring horn.He flops back, and the horn stops.Mich walks in from the forest.He walks back off.After a while, Mich returns, dragging the unconscious Maud behind him.Mich shrugged.
Mich just dropped him.Mich shrugged.Mich shrugged and gestured to the porch-construction.Mich would shrug as the others talked and just start dragging Maud behind him again to get medical attention, scaling the meteor.
1
radness of the cloud: 1d20 (3)
Total: 3
She's already walked away!
3
Result: 1d20 (16)
Total: 16Katie's nose is visibly bleeding.Katie looks a bit deranged.
She's unfazed.
do i hit it: 1d20 (10) + 2
Total: 12
outcome: 1d20 (12)
Total: 12The bullet ricochets off the knife, knocking Katie's arm back and throwing her off balance.
Result: 1d20 (2) + 0.1
Total: 2
Result: 1d20 (6) + 0.2
Total: 6
push her down the stairs omori-style: 1d20 (19)
Total: 19
push her down the stairs omori-style: 1d20 (19)
Total: 19 
grab katie and pull her away: 1d20 (8)
Total: 8
Push harder.: 1d20 (8)
Total: 8
PULL HER AWAY!!: 1d20 (12)
Total: 12
BOLT: 1d20 (10)
Total: 10
speed: 1d20 (11)
Total: 11
shirt rips
1
TELEPORT down to slav.Mich pokes his head out the hatch.He climbs back down.Mich stops climbing back down and pokes his head up again.He leaves.
perception: 1d20 (17)
Total: 17fuCKING wind out of me
...There's something sparkling in the air. It's... Colorful?Almost like... A crack. In the sky...?It quickly fades.
trip him: 1d20 (14)
Total: 14
Result: 1d20 (18)
Total: 18
kick him until he passes out: 1d20 (7)
Total: 7
Result: 1d20 (13)
Total: 13
keep him pinned: 1d20 (20)
Total: 20
pistolwhip him: 1d20 (10)
Total: 10
Result: 1d20 (9)
Total: 9
Result: 1d20 (15)
Total: 15
keep him pinned: 1d20 (12)
Total: 12
knock him out: 1d20 (16)
Total: 16
slav gets my wario steam ((VOID: 1d20 (2)
Total: 2Dave flies by in the distance but noooobody notices.....!
Walkin.
Mich would follow soon after.Mich would just head back inside the meteor.
jump reaction: 1d20 (16)
Total: 16
redirect: 1d20 (13)
Total: 13
vine slap: 1d20 (17)
Total: 17
punch: 1d20 (19)
Total: 19
dodge please please please: 1d20 (15)
Total: 15Mich rolls out of the meteor, and uncurls before sitting on the edge of the tower, scanning the treelines for Maud.Huh. Must be hiding then. Mich shrugs, and decides to just observe the military encampments for a while out of curiosity.He gets bored watching and decides to just spindash around the meteor for a while, just on the edge of the clearing....Eventually doing so for long enough that the ball's spikes start to dig a ditch in the path.After getting bored of that too, Mich rolls up the meteor tower again, only then noticing the circular ditch around the meteor.He blinks, getting an idea and heading back inside.
Result: 1d20 (4)
Total: 4
Its eyes are glowing through its glasses.Mich spins up out of the ladder shaft, uncurling on top of the tower... before blinking and boggling on the scene.
Mich, still sitting up on the meteor tower, blinks and waves to Lucinda.Mich would just stare at Amalga from the top of the meteor's tower.He gestured down to the whole scene down there.Mich would keep watching until sighing.He'd curl up and spinball away.
**BANG.**The pod, designed to crash into the ground, is nearly undamaged. It comes to a skidding halt, tearing up a path in the earth. The passenger is undamaged, due to high tech internal systems. (edited)The glass on the front of the pod is opaque... But suddenly fades and becomes transparent. It's too dark on the to see what's inside.Hisssssss....
It opens. Something steps out.
Alice is smacked across the face!...By grass?
Result: 1d20 (18)
Total: 18Blades of grass wrap around Alice's limbs, restricting her movement.
Result: 1d20 (6)
Total: 6
Result: 1d20 (11)
Total: 11
Result: 3d20 (13, 15, 7)
Total: 35
Result: 1d20 (11) + 99
Total: 110
Uh oh.: 1d20 (16)
Total: 16
Result: 20 + 99
Total: 119
Result: 100d20 (10, 13, 20, 7, 2, 20, 19, 18, 15, 7, 10, 14, 18, 15, 12, 4, 1, 20, 9, 4, 18, 14, 20, 15, 16, 2, 7, 9, 2, 10, 15, 6, 18, 9, 15, 17, 6, 15, 12, 17, 8, 4, 15, 12, 6, 13, 7, 19, 14, 5, 20, 5, 5, 16, 11, 2, 2, 13, 11, 16, 2, 7, 1, 12, 6, 18, 9, 17, 13, 19, 5, 10, 9, 6, 5, 11, 12, 17, 8, 5, 16, 4, 6, 9, 15, 1, 10, 5, 1, 4, 7, 7, 4, 8, 20, 7, 2, 15, 13, 18)
Total: 1049
Result: 1d50 (4)
Total: 4
Result: 100d20 (10, 13, 20, 7, 2, 20, 19, 18, 15, 7, 10, 14, 18, 15, 12, 4, 1, 20, 9, 4, 18, 14, 20, 15, 16, 2, 7, 9, 2, 10, 15, 6, 18, 9, 15, 17, 6, 15, 12, 17, 8, 4, 15, 12, 6, 13, 7, 19, 14, 5, 20, 5, 5, 16, 11, 2, 2, 13, 11, 16, 2, 7, 1, 12, 6, 18, 9, 17, 13, 19, 5, 10, 9, 6, 5, 11, 12, 17, 8, 5, 16, 4, 6, 9, 15, 1, 10, 5, 1, 4, 7, 7, 4, 8, 20, 7, 2, 15, 13, 18)
Total: 1049 
Result: 1d20 (12) + 3
Total: 15
Result: 1d20 (13) + 4
Total: 17
counter???? Gonna be a 1: 1d20 (6)
Total: 6
dodge instead: 1d20 (8)
Total: 8
Result: 3d20 (10, 17, 18) + 10
Total: 55
LAND.: 1d20 (3)
Total: 3
LAND.: 1d20 (5)
Total: 5
Result: 1d20 (19)
Total: 19
Result: 1d20 (15)
Total: 15
Result: 1d20 (20) - 10
Total: 10
The Heart thing.: 1d20 (5) + 5
Total: 10
Mich walks by, dragging a pine tree.Mich gives Isaac a thumbs up.Mich exits and spins past.Mich climbs up to the top of the tower and tries the hatch, blinking.He knocks on the hatch.He sighs, and sits on the edge of the tower to watch the forest.He takes the BLAZING BLAZER's shell off his back and sets it on the ground between the two, the flames keeping them pleasantly warm, not even burning to the touch.He shrugged.He'd scratch his head.Mich would notice that nervousness and tilt his head.Mich blinked.He puts the shell back on his back and hops down the hatch.
1
Katie's secret rapid slash: 3d20 (12, 11, 4) - 5
Total: 22
quicktime eveny: 3d20 (9, 14, 12)
Total: 35
RAPID SLASH: 3d20 (2, 8, 12) - 5
Total: 17
CHAINSWORD BLOCK!!: 3d20 (7, 3, 15)
Total: 25
chainsaw STRIKE!!: 1d20 (17)
Total: 17
Sledbomb rush: 1d20 (7)
Total: 7
dodge!: 1d20 (8)
Total: 8
dodge x2!: 1d20 (15)
Total: 15
TRI STAB: 3d20 (7, 14, 17) - 4
Total: 34
tri BLOCK!!!: 3d20 (19, 7, 11)
Total: 37
Twofold Christmas cheer: 2d20 (17, 2)
Total: 19
Twofold Christmas cheer: 2d20 (17, 2)
Total: 19
Result: 2d20 (13, 13)
Total: 26
HOVERSLASH SIXFOLD: 6d20 (2, 11, 11, 12, 7, 14) - 5
Total: 52
TO BRING DOWN TYRANT'S HEAVEN.: 6d20 (4, 13, 15, 7, 12, 14)
Total: 65
PERSIST.: 1d20 (14) + 2
Total: 16
spark of rage.
Stand. (edited)
Additional roll. Add to sum of PERSIST. roll.: 1d20 (11) + 2
Total: 13
Result: 30d20 (12, 7, 11, 4, 16, 9, 12, 8, 14, 6, 16, 4, 13, 16, 6, 6, 16, 17, 19, 19, 4, 8, 6, 15, 12, 19, 19, 16, 17, 17)
Total: 364you are my pawn. move forward.
let your strength excel.
GIVE EM HELL: 6d20 (4, 4, 7, 19, 2, 16) + 3
Total: 55
ADDITIONAL ROLL. ADD TO GIVE EM HELL.: 6d20 (18, 14, 8, 2, 18, 10)
Total: 70
HEAVENS TYRANT: 6d20 (6, 10, 12, 16, 14, 2)
Total: 60this is ridiculous.black pawn: kill white pawn.Do it already.
STAB!!!: 1d20 (5)
Total: 5
Result: 117d20 (1, 16, 7, 4, 13, 9, 16, 6, 12, 9, 2, 19, 12, 18, 11, 18, 18, 12, 6, 6, 12, 14, 12, 9, 11, 1, 13, 11, 9, 2, 10, 17, 12, 4, 8, 10, 2, 16, 4, 12, 20, 6, 2, 9, 20, 8, 10, 18, 8, 1, 8, 6, 14, 18, 20, 17, 17, 9, 13, 7, 3, 14, 3, 3, 11, 7, 17, 1, 14, 18, 7, 8, 9, 9, 9, 1, 1, 19, 10, 17, 5, 1, 8, 5, 3, 19, 15, 16, 16, 7, 12, 4, 12, 18, 11, 9, 2, 14, 19, 9, 17, 7, 5, 17, 16, 1, 7, 16, 14, 15, 9, 10, 11, 7, 9, 16, 5)
Total: 1203
Result: 117d20 (3, 13, 14, 15, 12, 1, 12, 4, 16, 15, 12, 17, 10, 16, 15, 16, 2, 6, 16, 4, 20, 7, 10, 18, 17, 11, 9, 19, 1, 13, 14, 16, 6, 19, 12, 12, 6, 19, 20, 17, 2, 17, 19, 1, 2, 7, 2, 5, 14, 18, 13, 3, 19, 12, 15, 13, 16, 13, 2, 7, 3, 13, 17, 2, 15, 11, 9, 7, 8, 10, 3, 4, 11, 19, 9, 13, 19, 19, 8, 15, 20, 11, 20, 7, 7, 3, 20, 10, 14, 12, 14, 20, 8, 12, 3, 4, 3, 13, 8, 5, 4, 3, 19, 16, 16, 8, 10, 8, 2, 14, 4, 12, 10, 15, 15, 6, 20)
Total: 1296
dashing through the snow: 1d20 (19)
Total: 19
3
Slash with free hand: 1d20 (7)
Total: 7
Result: 1d20 (16)
Total: 16
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syphon: 1d20 (4)
Total: 4
Result: 1d20 (17)
Total: 17
Result: 1d20 (11) + 10
Total: 21
Result: 1d20 (9) / 2
Total: 4
Result: 1d20 (16) * 2
Total: 32
^2: 1d20 (15)
Total: 15
³: 1d20 (19)
Total: 19
1
Mich hops out and curls up to spin off.
1
Mich steps back over.Mich steps back over. Mich nods and climbs in... before turning around.
swerve: 1d20 (5)
Total: 5
Julian: Spot Maria: 1d20 (17)
Total: 17
fall damage: 1d20 (9) - 200
Total: -191
2
IDC meter: 1d20 (9)
Total: 9
IDC meter: 1d20 (8)
Total: 8
IDC meter: 1d20 (18)
Total: 18
Result: 1d20 (19)
Total: 19
4
PAINTBALL SURPRISE ATTACK: 1d20 (15)
Total: 15
1
Result: 1d20 (20)
Total: 20
Result: 1d20 (16)
Total: 16
Result: 1d20 (3)
Total: 3
LEANP: 1d20 (20) + 5
Total: 25
You slash wildly. Your FEAR GAUGE makes your accuracy intensely off.: 5d20 (5, 11, 20, 6, 18) - 5
Total: 55
You hit yourself with the second side of the double edged khopesh.: 1d20 (4)
Total: 4
You panic as he unleashes his weapon and scream as you slash wildly!: 6d20 (2, 6, 14, 6, 18, 3) - 6
Total: 43
You hit yourself with the second side of the double edged khopesh.: 1d20 (20)
Total: 20
dodge: 6d20 (14, 16, 8, 11, 2, 13)
Total: 64
Result: 1d200 (35)
Total: 35
Result: 1d20 (15)
Total: 15
Attempt to flee!: 1d20 (17) - 9
Total: 8
shit